Where's that?

Ignorant American Teen:	You're from Germany? Where?
German Exchange Student:	I am from Munich.
Ignorant American Teen:	I have never heard of it. Where's that?
German Exchange Student:	In Southern Germany.
Ignorant American Teen:	(blank stare)
German Exchange Student:	Oktoberfest...?
Ignorant American Teen:	Oh yeah, Oktoberfest! Awesome! (pause) What exactly is Oktoberfest?
German Exchange Student:	...

Where are you from?

Ignorant American Teen:	Where are you from? Indonesia?
Russian Exchange Student:	No, I am from Russia.
Ignorant American Teen:	Really? Can you speak Russian?
Russian Exchange Student:	...

How did you get here?

Ignorant American Teen:	How did you get here, like, to America? Did you drive?
German Exchange Student:	Dude, seriously? Where do you think Germany is?
Ignorant American Teen:	I don't know. Maybe South America...or Canada. Somewhere north?
German Exchange Student:	...

Cute shirt

Ignorant American Teen:	Where did you get that cute shirt?
French Exchange Student:	France.
Ignorant American Teen:	Is that a store in the mall?
French Exchange Student:	...

Breakfast drinks

Ignorant American Teen:	What do you drink for breakfast instead of orange juice?
German Exchange Student:	I don't know... water milk....
Ignorant American Teen:	Do you have beer for breakfast?
German Exchange Student:	No, we don't.
Ignorant American Teen:	I think you do because we had a German exchange student who said that you drink beer instead of orange juice
German Exchange Student:	...

Barack Obama

Ignorant American Teen:	Do you know who Barack Obama is?
German Exchange Student:	Yes, of course.
Ignorant American Teen:	Oh! Is he your president too?
German Exchange Student:	...

Russian Dictionary

Ignorant American Teen:	You have a Russian to English dictionary. Are you learning Russian?
Russian Exchange Student:	No, I am from Russia. I already know Russian.
Ignorant American Teen:	Oh, well then why do you need a dictionary?
Russian Exchange Student:	...

Where are you from?

Ignorant American Teen:	Where are you from?
German Exchange Student:	Germany.
Ignorant American Teen:	Yeah, but what part?
German Exchange Student:	Umm, West Germany.
Ignorant American Teen:	No, I mean what country?
German Exchange Student:	...