Sex

Ignorant American Teen:	You're from Germany?
German Exchange Student:	Yes.
Ignorant American Teen:	Do they have sex just for fun there?
German Exchange Student:	Ummmm, yes.
Ignorant American Teen:	Oh! Just like we do here!
German Exchange Student:	...

Swastika

Ignorant American Teen:	(Drawing a swastika on his arm)
German Exchange Student:	You should be careful drawing that symbol.
Ignorant American Teen:	Why?
German Exchange Student:	It could be offensive to some people.
Ignorant American Teen:	You're German. Why don't you like Hitler? What did he do to you?
German Exchange Student:	...

Where's that?

Ignorant American Teen:	You're from Germany? Where?
German Exchange Student:	I am from Munich.
Ignorant American Teen:	I have never heard of it. Where's that?
German Exchange Student:	In Southern Germany.
Ignorant American Teen:	(blank stare)
German Exchange Student:	Oktoberfest...?
Ignorant American Teen:	Oh yeah, Oktoberfest! Awesome! (pause) What exactly is Oktoberfest?
German Exchange Student:	...

Where are you from?

Ignorant American Teen:	Where are you from? Indonesia?
Russian Exchange Student:	No, I am from Russia.
Ignorant American Teen:	Really? Can you speak Russian?
Russian Exchange Student:	...

How did you get here?

Ignorant American Teen:	How did you get here, like, to America? Did you drive?
German Exchange Student:	Dude, seriously? Where do you think Germany is?
Ignorant American Teen:	I don't know. Maybe South America...or Canada. Somewhere north?
German Exchange Student:	...

Cute shirt

Ignorant American Teen:	Where did you get that cute shirt?
French Exchange Student:	France.
Ignorant American Teen:	Is that a store in the mall?
French Exchange Student:	...

Breakfast drinks

Ignorant American Teen:	What do you drink for breakfast instead of orange juice?
German Exchange Student:	I don't know... water milk....
Ignorant American Teen:	Do you have beer for breakfast?
German Exchange Student:	No, we don't.
Ignorant American Teen:	I think you do because we had a German exchange student who said that you drink beer instead of orange juice
German Exchange Student:	...